Limericks

These limericks were part of a high school English assignment. They were on my old website before I got a domain name, and sadly got lost in the process. However, since limericks tend to be memorable, I remember them well enough to add them. I may do some touch-ups when I find them, as I'm not positive I'm remembering the second one quite right.

There once was a kitty named Socks
Who was expecting in a box
Her size a proportion,
She had an abortion
And Bill Clinton said, "That's my Socks!"

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There once was a starving Somali
Who wished that he was in Mali
He sailed on a ship
And ate a big chip
And he ended up in Bali